There are two types of shippers:

Reblogged from drquinzel April 2, 2012 by clownyprincess

whatwouldjohnnydeppdo:

There are the casual ones

And then there’s me

gpoy

(Source: tsunderestiltskin)

Tags: jokerxharley, gpoy, | Notes: 9564

Reblogged from everythingbutharleyquinn March 27, 2012 by clownyprincess

everythingbutharleyquinn:

I’m sure you’re all wondering what the mysterious, secret backrooms of the places I work are like, so here I am taking you on a little photo essay tour of all the glamour, sophistication and refinement!

That’s a Danielle Steele AND the Kardashian novel on the table btw.

and here’s one I did a few weeks back.

Tags: gpoy, | Notes: 12

Reblogged from everythingbutharleyquinn March 27, 2012 by clownyprincess

everythingbutharleyquinn:

Well, you asked for it so here it is… more shots I’ve taken over the last couple of weeks at work.

okay since some people were interested. shots from my PURSEONAL life.

Tags: gpoy, | Notes: 16

February 20, 2012 by clownyprincess

Oh man… one of those drunken photo moments. I just liked looking down and seeing my pasties popping out my dress.

The dress is a replica of this one.

Tags: burlesque, marilyn monroe, gpoy, | Notes: 9

February 19, 2012 by clownyprincess

This is me with a severe hangover and five hours sleep.

Tags: gpoy, femme, glamour, fashion, leopard print, rhinestones, pink, vintage, hairstyles, hairstyling, | Notes: 25

Reblogged from vivianemae February 16, 2012 by clownyprincess

vivianemae:

Chocolate Cock Candle (Taken with instagram)

Oh man! The thing I forgot about the cock-candle (besides from the fact I got wax in my cleavage) is that me and @vivianemae went out  to Pie Face after the show and I gave the candle away to some random because she found it so amusing.  I vaguely remember being super-fabulous and saying something hilarious, but I can’t remember what. Viviane might.

Tags: femme, glamour, fashion, pin up, drunk, drunk girl, gpoy, burlesque, marilyn monroe, | Notes: 30

Reblogged from vivianemae February 16, 2012 by clownyprincess

vivianemae:

Chocolate Cock Candle (Taken with instagram)

Why yes, that is a candle in the shape of a penis, lit and between my breasts.

Please take careful note of “extremely drunken eye & lip orientation”. That takes talent. 

Tags: burlesque, camp, cock, drunk, drunk girl, elise archer, fashion, glamour, gpoy, marilyn monrie, pin up, femme, queer, queer women, high femme, | Notes: 30

Fashion Tips to Get You Through Life

February 9, 2012 by clownyprincess

I’m sharing these tried & true rules with you because I’m feeling magnanimous. This is classic, gold, cannot be beaten stuff. This is actually legit the only real fashion advice you really need. You may not agree, but you would be wrong. 

* Red is the only colour you will ever really need in lipstick and nailpolish

* The higher the hair the closer to God

* One of everything in leopard-print

* Push-up bras in black, red and white

* You can never have too many shoes but at the very least have one pair of black 6-inch stiletto court-heels

* Big fuck-off sunglasses. The more you look like a fly with them on, the better

* No such thing as too much black eye-liner

* Whatever perfume you wear, make sure you wear it with such aplomb people come to associate it exclusively with you

* Flesh-coloured fishnet stockings

* Giant fuck-off gold hoop earrings

* When in doubt, bling it up

* Flip the bird liberally and often

Like this:

Tags: fashion, glamour, leopard-print, gpoy, | Notes: 64

January 30, 2012 by clownyprincess

Now I’m going to make you all look at photos of SOME of my fave hairstyles I’ve done on myself.

That’s it, picspam honestly over now.

Tags: vintage, fashion, pin up, glamour, burlesque, camp, gpoy, hairstyles, hairstyling, | Notes: 42

January 30, 2012 by clownyprincess

Had a Frida Kahlo moment going out last night.

Tags: facial hair, fashion, frida kahlo, glamour, gpoy, | Notes: 14

January 29, 2012 by clownyprincess

FRIEND DUMP!

If ‘Memories’ has finished, switch to ‘I Am A Woman in Love’ - my fave Babs song.

With some of my best friends and most favourite people. Even though I blurred out most of their faces - I wasn’t comfy posting their pics publicly otherwise.

I know this pic dump was pretty gratuitous, but look at it this way: some people post dozens of photos of themselves every day. I got it out of the way in one fell swoop. Boo yah!

Tags: gpoy, femme, high femme, glamour, fashion, pin up, camp, | Notes: 15

January 29, 2012 by clownyprincess

AND HAVE A BUNCH MORE!

KEEP ‘MEMORIES’ PLAYING!

Tags: gpoy, femme, high femme, fashion, glamour, pin up, camp, | Notes: 36

January 29, 2012 by clownyprincess

Someone asked me recently why I didn’t post more photos of myself. So here’s a bunch from when I actually liked the way I looked.

Best viewed with Barbara Streisand’s “Memories” playing in the background.

Tags: gpoy, burlesque, femme, high femme, fashion, glamour, pin up, camp, diva, | Notes: 24

January 28, 2012 by clownyprincess

Just for @maggiea - never mind my drag queen makeup, my platinum blonde, elaborately coiffed hair, my tight leopard print AND my ‘towering torture chambers’ - I chose all these clothes to wear out tonight to a queer strip club… where women enjoyed taking their clothes off for an adoring audience, had created stunning shows of diversity and interest, displayed immense talent and skill. We were even blessed enough to have a 65 year old stripping legend, Elizabeth Burton, perform for us, a gorgeous, joyous, open-hearted diva who has absolute ownership of her sexuality, sexual image and skills as a performer and loves to share the stage presence and sexual energy that made her a hit in the 60s and 70s. 

Fancy that… women can choose to be “objectified”?? 

Tags: burlesque, drag queens, elizabeth burton, fashion, feminism, glamour, maggie alderson, misogyny, sex work, slut-shaming, strip tease, stripping, trans politics, whorephobia, gpoy, | Notes: 22

September 1, 2011 by clownyprincess

Oh hello, I LOVE BEING BLONDE!

Most accurate photos yet of the true colour. But they’re still being taken on my phone, so excuse the quality!

Tags: blonde, blondes have more fun, glamour, pin up, vintage, gpoy, | Notes: 20