Reblogged from daikura January 11, 2013 by clownyprincess
Okay, for reals, what bribes will pple accept to go and leave a review in the ff.net website on my Hellboy fanfics? Not even kidding, I am open to providing bribes within my reach. The active fandom is wholly concerned with movie verse slash and twincest, which is not what I write! And the dude-heavy comics fandom is a bit too “self respecting” to lower itself to fanfic reading that’s just what stupid teenage girls do, right?
Anyway my 3 HB fanfics are steamy sexy het fics between Red & his lady paramours from the comics (Kate, Anastasia and Alice) and are comics canon based, thoroughly in character and well written even if I do say so myself (anyone wanna back me up here pls?)
I know left reviews on the site aren’t the be all and end all, but I also know having a few can encourage other pple to read them too. And I dunno, it’s be nice to know what pple think!!!
They all at http://www.fanfiction.net/~princessebee
What, you thought my Hellboy fanfic writing was done? NO WAI. This might be my favourite? I dunno, probably not really, but I did love writing this one cos HellboyxKate is a pretty special ship, if you ask me. They have a magic dynamic. And I love them.
It is rated M for some sexy times!
I hope that you will read this and also please leave a review if you do, IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO ME THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve been busy.
Hellboy sketch by Dustin Nguyen. September, 2008.
THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gotta do more Hellboy art.
THE WORLD NEEDS THIS BEAUTY IN ITS LIFE TO BE COMPLETE.
So this is what’s been consuming my freetime this last week - more Hellboy fanfiction! HOORAY!
This, like the previous one with Alice Monaghan, is an exploration of how his relationship with Anastasia Bramsfield develops (a character created by Chris Golden for his Hellboy novels, she was Hellboy’s girlfriend from 1979 - 1981 and Mike Mignola has officially adopted her as part of the canon, she’s in the Hellboy Companion and everything), with some added bonus insight into Hellboy’s formative years and approach to women and relationships in general. Strictly comics-verse, adhering to canon, though heavy on the sexy times and general intimacy.
Blithefool, who many of you know as an awesome artist, has also done a couple of pictures accompanying this one too. Dayum, they are GOOOOOOOOD! As she was my ‘characterisation consultant’ on this fic as I’m still not 100% confident writing HB.
And the lovely misspinkeyes kindly did some Spanish translations for me. Yippeee! Thank you!
If you read it, OMG OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! I DO welcome concrit and just generally like hearing reader’s thoughts. Thank you! I hope you enjoy!
Okay, tumblr guys, I’ve written 3 fics today and to be honest I’m feeling pretty crook so I’m going to leave the rest until tomorrow.
I think the people I have left are:
if you wanna give me some hints on your fandoms, names, looks, please go to my ask box please!!
Here’s the ones I’ve done so far:
How many fics I’ve written! Don’t ever say I don’t love youse.
“Ardhra! Ardhra, wait up!”
Ardhra paused as she crossed the Hogwarts green then turned to see who was calling to her.
It was Hermione Granger!
Ardhra stared in surprise for a long moment, her spell books clutched to her berobed bosom. The Gryffindor member was Ardhra’s only real competition for…
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the awesomest thing anyone has ever written!!! Ever!!!!!!!
P.S. I’m totally a Ravenclaw and I love Hermione.
P.P.S. Is it Mary-Sue-ing if someone else writes it?
HOORAY YOU LIKE IT HOORAY!
I THOUGHT you were and do, but I didn’t want to assume! XD
And no. Anyway, I only wrote was I thought was accurate and plausible!
The exquisite leopard print vintage telephone rang, breaking the peace in the stylishly decorated penthouse.
The immaculately coiffed blonde who bore a striking resemblance to Marilyn Monroe rushed from her craft to answer.
“Hello,” answered the blonde.
“Hello, is this Elise Archer?”
“This is she, how can I help you?”
“Miss Archer, this is Christopher Nolan. I’ve been looking everywhere for you! I almost posted an ask on your tumblr blog, but felt that was too impersonal. I’ve been dying to contact you!”
“Are you serious?!” Elise was not inclined to believe anyone who rang her up claiming to be Christopher Nolan, but the line was slightly crackly like an international call, and she was intrigued, so she let the caller proceed.
“Deadly! Miss Archer, I’m about to work on a new film and everyone I talk to keeps insisting that I need to work with you.”
“Well, I must have some great friends out there Mr. Nolan! What are you working on?” she humoured him.
“A new Batman film, of course! But this one will focus more on the villains. The Joker and Harley Quinn especially! We want you to play Harley!” exclaimed the caller.
“Wow, that’s an amazing offer, but how do I know you’re for real, Mr. Nolan? This could be a call from anyone,” she shrewdly interjected, challenging the caller to reveal his cards.
“Ah, you’re right, Elise - can I call you Elise? - I could be anybody. But I’m not! I’m Chris Nolan, and I have to tell you, Christian Bale really is that asinine in person.”
“Okay, I believe you. But how about I see some paperwork, Mr. Nolan?”
“Okay, excellent! I’ll send a contract to your agent. Give their details to my assistant.” Thus Nolan ended the call, leaving the “finicky legal stuff” to others.
Elise excitedly rattled off the details, buzzing and not knowing what to think. When a thick brown paper envelope arrived in the mail bearing an exceedingly boring legal document, Elise’s excitement grew. Nine months later, her name was emblazoned across billboards exclaiming her starring role in the new blockbuster about to hit cinemas everywhere.
:D :D :D
BEST. FIC. EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
So glomping you next time I sees ya!
*cries* This is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. It couldn’t get more perfect!
I don’t write, like, ever. But I’ll give this a shot anyhow. Enjoy!
“Crap”, he muttered , short of breath.
Hellboy was late. Oh, he was really very late. And he only had himself to blame. He’d let himself get carried away again, which almost always happened in battle. He’d brained a few dozen monsters and completely lost track of time. Before he knew it the sun had all but disappeared and he was miles away from where he should have been. Where they should have been. Now he was running as fast as his hooves would carry him. He suddenly wished he had wings. It wasn’t often that a nine foot tall, bright red Hell beast complete with cloven hooves and a tail wished for something that would make him stand out more but, there you have it. So he ran and cursed himself for being such a lousy boyfriend. She was going to be so cross.
He was late. Elise sighed, eying the dinner she had expertly prepared that had now gone cold. The candles on the table had burnt down to nubs and she’d long since abandoned her neglige in favor of her pink leopard spotted pajamas and fuzzy slippers. He’d probably gotten carried away while braining a bunch of monsters. He’d come home sweaty, his duster torn and filthy, covered in some sort goo. A goofy smile spread across her face. She should be so cross! It was, after all, their anniversary. She cursed her soft heart. Knowing Hellboy he was running home right this minute with his tail between his legs. Literally.
As if on cue she heard the lock click. Elise placed her hands on her hips and did her best to conceal her amusement. Hellboy ducked into their tiny house, sweating, filthy, and covered in some sort of greyish slime which dribbled onto the pink carpeting. Elise stifled a laugh. She should be mad but that sheepish look he was giving her was utterly adorable. Five years of this same scenario and she still couldn’t stay made at Red for more than five minutes.
‘Sorry, Elise’, his gaze shifted to the floor. She swore she saw his cloven foot shuffle.
He’d spent the day fighting the beasts of Hell yet he feared the wrath of a human woman who stood just below his pectorals.
She sighed. ’ I know, I know-‘
‘Monsters again.’ They said it in unison.
Hellboy dared a small smile. ‘Yeah’, he paused finally noticing the puddle of viscus liquid that was dripping from his jacket to the pink plush carpet below, ‘Crap.’ he shrugged off his ruined duster and gathered it in his arms’ I’ll go wash up’, he mumbled.
‘Need a little help, Red?’ Elise slipped an arm around him, guiding him towards the washroom.
Hellboy cleared his throat ‘Does this mean you forgive me?’
She shot him her most winning smile, ‘Guess you’re about to find out, eh?’
You don’t normally write??? BUT YOU’RE FANTASTIC!!!! You should write more.
AND THIS WAS PERFECT OMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG! THANK YOU!! *weeps*
I HAVE BEEN NICE AND GENEROUS TO MY NEIGHBOURS. I HAVE WRITTEN NO LESS THAN THREE FANFICTIONS FOR THEM. I EVEN PLAN TO WRITE MORE FOR MORE PEOPLE (YES, FOLLOWERS, YOU READ THAT RIGHT, I AM INDEED PLANNING SUCH A THING).
SO NOW WHERE IS MY HELLBOYXME FANFIC? PLEASE? I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Guess I won’t be selling this… #hellboy (Taken with Instagram)
Will someone puhleeeeeeeeewwze write a sexy/romantic one about me and Hellboy please please please!!!!!!!!!
Hellboy, Hellboy, Hellboy!
Cos I’m in love with him and want him to be my boyfriend.
Hahaha I love we have such similar taste!
(ps: don’t take my list as set in stone, either… truthfully, I would ‘F’ all 3 of them many, many times…)
But for reals, Desi…
F - Joker
M - Hellboy
K - Megamind
(ps: I changed what the ‘K’ stands for to ‘KISS’)
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